Find your cooler
One question, an honest answer. Cooling gear is a maze of BTU, CFM, hoses and window types. Tell us what you’re trying to do and we’ll size it with the official rules and point you to the one unit that actually fits your space — or tell you plainly when nothing we cover does. Nothing invented, no sign-up.
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What are you trying to do?
Pick the goal that sounds like yours. We’ll ask one or two plain questions, then show the size and the honest best-fit pick.
Sizes come from ENERGY STAR (air conditioners) and the US DOE (evaporative) — arithmetic on published values, nothing invented. We only point you to a unit that actually fits, and say so plainly when nothing we cover does.
Why you can trust the answer
This isn’t a lead-capture quiz that funnels everyone to whatever pays us most. It’s arithmetic on published, official numbers, with the honest caveats built in:
- Air conditioners are sized from ENERGY STAR’s own square-footage → BTU table (validated against the agency’s worked examples).
- Evaporative coolers use the US Department of Energy’s formula — CFM = (room volume × air changes per hour) ÷ 60 — and we tell you up front that they only work in dry air.
- Fans get no fake “size” — a fan doesn’t lower the temperature, it moves air so you feel cooler. We match your priority (quiet, smart, budget) to a fan whose real specs fit, and say so.
And when the honest best pick isn’t a brand we can earn a commission on, the tool says so to your face. The recommendation stands on merit, never on our payout.
Want the full breakdown?
The finder is the fast front door. Each tool has a deeper page with the complete, cited math and every honest caveat:
- What size air conditioner do I need? — the full BTU calculator with sun, occupants, kitchen and ceiling-height rules.
- Evaporative cooler sizing (CFM) — the DOE formula in full, plus the “will it even work where I live?” humidity check.
- Air conditioners for sliding & casement windows — when your window isn’t the standard double-hung kind, measure first.
- Bladeless & quiet tower fans — the full comparison behind the fan picks.
- Cooling without a hose — renters, no-window rooms, and what’s physics-defying marketing.